Would you rather be a part of a community rather than just a couple on capitalism’s most manipulative day of the year? We’ve totally got you covered with awesome snacks, hilarious comedy and storytelling with Kelli Dunham, Tommy O’ Malley, Elsa Waithe and a surprise musical guest. Plus we’ll be having a NERD OFF. All participants will have a chance to demonstrate the nerdiest thing they can do (in public)…prizes for the top nerd!

We might totally have a silent read in at an otherwise romantic location afterwards, if we can figure out how to do it.